February 2012
17 posts
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
Had an argument with your mom
totally-relatable:
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
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takeme-toglasgow:
bradleyandcols replied to your post: i just really really like this …
i really like bradley’s beard - unpopular opinion?
nO I LOVE HIS BEARD IT’S THE BEST BEARD EVER
do you know what else i love
HIS THUMB RING
January 2012
234 posts
That awkward moment when your mom sits down next...
most-awkward-moments:
Time to refresh facebook like an idiot…
Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
Time to check your e-mail.
But not get on tumblr because porn might randomally show up on your dash.
He's only tiny: I always find Morgana hilarious in... →
thedeathlymarshmallows:
A tissue? Really? What the hell are you planning to do with that? Smother Uther?
Why is she putting it in a cauldron?
Is she making soup? I don’t understand
Dat ass though
I mean - what…what is…
Is that a parsnip?
honey, you should see me in a crown: 6 stages of... →
hananananargh:
discovery “who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him before”
research “i have to find out everything about him omg what is his full name what is his birthday do you think he has a wife does he have children does he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos…
